Thursday, August 10, 2006


Since 3 people
LEFT NASTY COMMENTS
and didn't have the
courtesy
2 stop back and at least
admitt they were wrong
(I understand S-O-R-R-Y is HARD)


The 3 of you show up,
spew bullshit,
...and then nothing...

Well,
I am a person of my word-


Vixen
Paintingchef
new york city's watchdog
AND 2 WHOEVER owns
THIS WEBSITE
(U NEVER LISTED ME!)
4 irresponsibley COMMENTING
without getting any of the facts...
May a trolley car run
through your small intestine!

May you drown and search the
world forever for an earthen grave!

May Scorpions fill your armpits!
May the Hoary Host
rain calumny upon you!

May bugs, bats and beetles
S#%T on your Head!

May the fleas of a thousand camels
nest in your genitalia!
May your LOVERS have
curses on their lips,
daggers in their eyes and
bitter gall in their heart.

May you walk the earth
and leave no trace!
May rabid devil monkeys
plaugue your town!

May you inherit a house
with a thousand halls,
and along each hall a thousand doors,
and behind each door
a room with a thousand beds.
And may a thousand fleas,
each with a thousand teeth,
chase you from bed to bed to bed!

May you find yourself on a plane,
in a holding pattern over LEBANON
for four hours,
stuck in a seat between

Usama Bin Laden
and
Sheik Yusuf al-Qaradawi !
May you take your father's place
as Satan's sex slave!
May tiny gnomes eat away
at every hair on your body
including the little hairs
in your intestines.

May an army of penguins
chew at your toes!

May satanic donkeys with
oral herpes and gingivitis
and a sulfuric acid saliva
chew out your eyes!
May chickens raid your home
and crap on your furniture
and donate your legs
to KFC.


a special FOAD goes out to
Cynthia McKinney~
4 sooo GRACIOUSLY LOSING
her seat 2 her opponent--
Surrounded by members of
the new black panthers,
as they scream and yell
anti-semitic comments
on their way out!
Way 2 go Cynthia!
Like we need leaders like You!

35 Comments:

Blogger starbender said...

I don't know who created FOAD Thursdays,
but I like it!

It supposedly started ...
HERE,
and there is a S#%TTY list of other sites who partake
in the festivities here....HERE

The list is incomplete, and some of them are listed several times!

Somebody needs 2 get this shit together!
:o

11:56 AM  
Blogger New York City's Watchdog said...

You continue to disgrace the FOAD name. You are a blogging abomination with your rainbow colored text and half-assed photo-shop picture from 1996. When will you ever learn? Do us a favor... 1) create a real template or go buy one 2) learn how to write without the need for centered text and the rainbow coalition of font sizes 3) most importantly learn how to capitalize you dolt... that's NYCWatchdog you mental midget.

12:12 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.

1:30 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

eeeeeeeeeh, since you stole FOAD from lysie I really don't think you have the right to tell them to foad.

Just an opinion, granted the right one, but an opinion nonetheless.

1:30 PM  
Blogger starbender said...

nixxie~
I have stole nothing--
everyone else was posting--
I just joined in-
I don't even know why so many feathers are ruffled? I never took credit for any of this...
the site said link to us and we will link to u, so I did, and they didn't! I've linked to them for 4 weeks now, I'm not on a list. I have also tried 2 find out how 2 contact them for 2 weeks now!
They come here and bitch, but wont get ahold of me, or tell me how 2 get a hold of them.....
They come 2 MY site, being all nasty-- I don't leave nasty messages-------

My friend did a foad, and I thought it was a good idea, so I joined in! I don't see anyone else gettin any shit over posting an FOAD THURSDAY POST!
and I have seen over a thousand different posts in the last month!
Whuzzzz UP?
:o

2:11 PM  
Blogger starbender said...

...and lysie6211---
this-- http://www.lysie6211.com/
goes no-where--
Just an Empty Page!
:o

2:16 PM  
Blogger New York City's Watchdog said...

*SIGH* Why must I try and explain the basics? Well... because its only fair.

1) The reason your blog is probably not listed is because the list is derived from Technorati. This actually would probably not be considered a blog, but rather a SPLOG so no, Technorati will not list you because it thinks you're a spammer.

2) Yes, Lysie is the one who originated FOADT and runs the FOADT site, which I might add is brand new, as well. You can go see her at www.professionalredhead.com.

3) To turn around and create a blog entitled fuckoffanddiethursdays.blogspot.com is in fact an attempt at thievery and claim of origination. Why so many blogs? Why not ONE blog with all these topics? Don't you think you'd have a better readership and would be able to grow in the community as well a bit better? It is because of blogs like this that people do not take Blogspot blogs seriously.

Allow me to make an honest to goodness suggestion Starbender... because for some reason I tend to think your not an asshat but rather someone who just doesn't understand how the current shit works... peruse some blogs, look how they are designed, see how they post, see what they post about. If you want to understand better about blogging aesthetics I strongly suggest you got to http://italk2much.com/ and see what they have to say about blogs, and the comments the blogs they review receive. You can do MUCH better.

Oh and Meanieme... sweety... think about this... this is Fuck Off And Die Thursday... this is the anti-blogosphere answer to Thursday Thirteen... we never claimed to be nice. However... we do take pride in what we do... and so should you.

3:40 PM  
Blogger oldfartswife said...

And I thought I was the only petty, crazy screwed up bitch, it must be in the water. Pick your battles girls, this is sooo high school!

4:22 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

"I don't see anyone else gettin any shit over posting an FOAD THURSDAY POST!"
Like the Dog said, it is the fact that you created a blog entitled fuckoffanddiethursdays. It implies that you are the sole creator of the idea.

Not that it is a huge deal, but why all the different blogs????? I have 2, one in English and another one for practicing Swedish. I personally don't see the need for 11 blogs. I personally find it weird as do I think a lot of other people.


"The list is incomplete, and some of them are listed several times!"
That is because it is a Technorati update.

"and there is a S#%TTY list of other sites who partake "
...and I think that it is comments like this that are making everyone attack you. It's a personal thing as to what people write about and to have comments like that are really just not helpful, polite, or adult----and considering what your blogs look like, I think the phrase "people who live in glass houses...."

4:46 PM  
Blogger :P fuzzbox said...

I am just a humble blogspot blogger so maybe I don't have any right to state my opinion regarding so much better bloggers. But doesn't the site say to link to them and they will link back. I wonder why they should be upset that anyone would get upset when they learn that this isn't true. It is based on Technorati which is a half assed entity in itself.

I was not linked back to them after linking to them last week either. This week I did not link to the site and was linked. Maybe one solution could be to create a webring. One of my favorite thing about foadt is the anarchy aspect though. It would be nice to see others posting them but it is not something that I would do to try and drum up traffic.

I luv your site and don't think that you need any advice from NYC's Watchdog. I commented to his site numerous times and never once did he respond to me. Maybe he should take a tip that is not covered by IT2M. How to be a gracious host and how to retain commenting readers. Maybe he should take a good look at the glass house reference.

Whatever may get thrown at you keep your head up, Starbender. Your readers will be here. No matter how many disparaging remarks get thrown your way.

5:57 PM  
Blogger Catch said...

Starbender??? need a xanax Sweety? dont let them stir you up !

9:33 PM  
Blogger Jim said...

May a trolley car run
through your small intestine!
May you drown and search the
world forever for an earthen grave!
May Scorpions fill your armpits!




Goshhh
i sure wud hate to get on the bad side of Karen


Heyy Karen
if i ever offended u
i am telling u now

I am extremely sorry

10:17 PM  
Blogger Jim said...

i dont need no xanax
but yr ass sure turns me on

10:18 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

LUINNN !
God help u now


u better hide
u better run

u better disappear pronto

10:20 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Weally? I bettew disappaew pwonto? Does the little cowawd not want to pway?

10:46 PM  
Blogger Pandora Wilde said...

I guess not Luin.

11:24 PM  
Blogger starbender said...

saby~ hahaha...
U pretty much can, indeed!
:)

8:19 AM  
Blogger starbender said...

ranea~ I swear- some people just don't know how 2 have fun! Glad u enjoy it hon!
:)

8:20 AM  
Blogger starbender said...

MeanieMe~ U'r right! I blog 4 fun! I think they R jealous that we R having fun with it!
:)

8:23 AM  
Blogger starbender said...

nycwatchdog~ I believe this is called a photo-blog! Catch-up buddy!
and 4 your info.... I am with Technorati!!!(and doing better than U R, I might add!)
I believe I can name my BLOG anything I want.... It was the only name that worked by the way!
All others were taken!
If U must know--My readership is fine! I can have as many blogs as I want! Variety is the Spice of Life! I don't come 2 U'r site telling U how 2 blog ----Just because I don't have all the yadayadaa Bullshit that u have!

I LIKE MY blogging aesthetics --
Maybe U should take another look at U'r site honey, It is not as pleasing 2 the eye as U seem 2 think!


...and leave Meanieme alone- she also blogs just fine....
...and yes, none of U R very nice,
so FUCK OFF AND DIE ALREADY!!!
:o

8:35 AM  
Blogger starbender said...

Well Smoothie Swillin' bruised jaw Super Slut Vixen, why doesn't that SURPRISE me???

U do know knicknames are suppose 2 B a shorter Version, Don't U?
;]

8:37 AM  
Blogger starbender said...

oldfartswife- Don't U worry 'bout a thing.... Other opinions R why we blog in the first place!
:)

8:39 AM  
Blogger starbender said...

nixxie~ I was polite last week!
It is a crappy list! When someone on the blogsphere says if U link 2 them, they will link back--I EXPECT A LINK! It's been One Month.......
I have many friends across the world, some like funny pics, some like nature pics, some like religion---WHAT IS IT 2 U GUYS HOW MANY I HAVE ANYHOW??? WERE THERE RULES I MISSED??? I don't think that's any of U'r business! I have visited all of U for 2 or 3 weeks now, and I have NEVER givin any of u S#%T-so why do U feel the need 2 come here and bug us???
If U really MUST know-and obviously U feel U must:
Last week I forgot it was Thursday, after posting my posts, I visited my friend-who reminded me it was FOAD Thursday--so, I TRY 2 keep most of the SMUT pics and language OFF MY MAIN PAGE!!! This site is 4 thursdays only--I raise 5 kids, can't sit here all day playing the name this site game all day with blogger! Every name I tried was taken.... After about 35 tries at different things... I typed out of anger---fuckoffanddiethursdays..... and hit enter..... GUESS WHAT????
THAT ONE WORKED..... I wasn't trying 2 steal anything....
I feel if U guys had a problem with something here, U should have just asked! Not spew Bullshit all over my comments! Get a little bit of Class about U'rselves.... The whole world is watching...
:)

8:53 AM  
Blogger starbender said...

fuzz~ Thanks so much hun! U'r opinion means alot 2 me!
:]

8:56 AM  
Blogger starbender said...

Serra~ Is that a fact? Hmmmm....
I believe that what I did was just make mention that it was FOAD thursday, and like I said- I forgot last week, and thought maybe U did 2. I thought I was just leaving a friendly reminder!
Starbender had the balls -- no, no! Starbender doesn't have balls--
But I am a 'FORCE 2 B RECKONED WITH' 4 Sure!
:o

9:04 AM  
Blogger starbender said...

luin~ Oh Please-- THIS is U'r Post 4 today.....
"Someone somewhere please tell me when the stop and go technique was good on a State Route? And how about making an unexpected u-turn in the middle of a busy intersection?"

U R only a baby on the scale of life hun! U can't even figure out how 2 drive a car....
...maybe U should concentrate more on what's really important in life, and not worry about this crap!

Take it, it's good advice!
:)

9:10 AM  
Blogger starbender said...

catch--Ahhhhhhh,
that would B fantastic!
I luv that I seem'd to stir so much emotion from total strangers!
WoW! Impressive!
:)

9:11 AM  
Blogger starbender said...

saby~ It's all good Hon!
:]

9:12 AM  
Blogger starbender said...

luin~ See -- was that english?
:o

9:14 AM  
Blogger starbender said...

HONESTLY-
I was just havin fun with LYSIE's
idea! I posted just like everybody else! We are sorry If Our FOAD Posts were 2 GOOD! We were promised 2 B put on a List---
WE NEVER WERE! Don't expect Technorati 2 make U'r list...That's just FOOLISH! I'm on Technorati, (AND HAVE BEEN 4 QUITE AWHILE) and not on U'r list!

Life comes at us fast-
If You Can't Take The Bull By The Horns, And Run With It, ...it gets away from You!
:)

9:22 AM  
Blogger starbender said...

Vixen~ U don't even blog, do U?
What R U EVEN doing HERE?
:\

10:51 AM  
Blogger starbender said...

Ahhhh --Bless U'r soul, Ol'Lady,
I just luv ya hon! *kisses*
;]

10:53 AM  
Blogger Pandora Wilde said...

A force to be reckoned with? I think you meant to say FARCE. It's not your job to go around telling people what to blog. As for friendly, there was nothing friendly about your comment--your brevity gave the impression of the schoolmarm finding that Johnny didn't write out some of his homework.

All in all, you're cordially invited to kiss my ass, stay here and play with the folks who want to drink your brand of Kool-Aid, and keep your ass on the porch until you're ready to run with the big dogs.

12:30 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

wow. It's a whole new dimension of psycho up in here.

12:14 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Only seven teeth?
Yoiks!

~m

9:58 PM  

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